Child’s Play

Child’s Play

Some of you may not know that I was Chucky this Halloween. Now you do, and you need to know because I’ve decided it means something…I’m not sure what, but maybe we’ll get to that. I wasn’t Chucky because I’m a fan of Child’s Play or Bride of Chucky or the Chucky franchise. It’s just […]

Tips for a Relatively Painless Facebook Breakup

Tips for a Relatively Painless Facebook Breakup

Suddenly changing your relationship status from taken to single is a slap in the face. It can also seem like you’re announcing “Hey, I’m back on the market!” This is why you should never list your relationship status, but if in a haze of love, you two decided to go Facebook with your relationship, getting […]

Music and Dating

Music and Dating

Yesterday I was at a cafe, and the couple at the table next to me was mid-way through a terrible first date. You should never have to be on a first date unless it’s yours. I knew they were not having a good time, that things weren’t just awkward, when the woman, who was younger […]

Hipster Gym

Hipster Gym

I joined a gym in January, just to be part of the New Year’s resolution crowd–seemed like a responsible thing to do. The gym is such a strange, non-place. Very few people enjoy their surroundings or the gym community. Everyone on the exercise machines blocks each other out with TV, music, a magazine or book. […]

My Famous Lover

My Famous Lover

Supposedly James Franco is gay, and this upsets me. Why, I wonder. I love the gays, but I don’t want James Franco to be gay. This can only mean that I need him to be straight, so that we can eventually fall madly in love….

Backwards and Forwards

Backwards and Forwards

Excellent Notion reflects on lessons learned and a particularly nasty relationship.