With This Ikea Trip I Thee Cohabitate

With This Ikea Trip I Thee Cohabitate

Sacred vows for couples who dare to enter Ikea.

Stalker Bitmoji

Stalker Bitmoji

Bitmoji text messages gone awry.

A Handsfree Breakup

A Handsfree Breakup

A breakup from Siri’s POV.

The Deranged Valentines of Urban Outfitters

The Deranged Valentines of Urban Outfitters

Let no one misunderstand me – if an adult gives you an actual, physical card for Valentine’s Day in 2015 there’s something so intrinsically¬†quaint about the gesture that it almost doesn’t matter what the¬†card says. Almost. Naturally I was at Urban Outfitters looking for a wrist to ring bracelet (a complicated trend as they are […]

Smelling Old Shirts

Smelling Old Shirts

Stephen Colbert just made fun of me. Ok, not me specifically (maybe one day) but the attendees of LA’s Pheromone Party. In the hopes of finding a mate, attendees sleep in the same shirt for three nights and then place them in Ziploc bags. You bring your bag to the party, and it’s anonymously labelled, […]

Heathcliff

Heathcliff

I’ve been trying to date online, so I’ve been whining a lot. My friends and family have had to endure long-winded speeches about the internet and the lack of actual human connection in modern life. The popularity of dating online also indicates the death of romance and adventure. Before trying online dating, I expected love […]