Best of SkyMall: Late Spring 2014

Best of SkyMall: Late Spring 2014

I’m positive that purchasing this vacuum cleaner is a red flag for all sorts of psychological issues. But the fact that you can get a “His and Hers” deal excites me. I hate sharing vacuum nozels with my partner. I wonder if it comes in pink? If you squint and read closely, the endorsement quote says […]

Morning Selfies

Morning Selfies

1) Marie Antoinette   2) The Disgust   3) Focus   4) The Pain   5) The Corpse   6) The Renaissance   7) The Monster

Tips for a New You

Tips for a New You

Tell everyone you know that things are really changing this time. It’s 2014 and you mean business. Open all of your mail. Recycle the junk mail and then figure out where to put all the important shit. When you can’t, make a nice pile on your kitchen table. When you exercise, tweet about it. Everyone […]

The Best of SkyMall: Summer 2013

The Best of SkyMall: Summer 2013

If you’re about to go on a summer trip, maybe you should stop reading now. After all, you probably want to make these discoveries in the air. But for everyone else, here it is: The iGrow, programmed for both men and women. Did they have to show him using the computer? It makes it look […]

Found Family Album

Found Family Album

I collect old photographs. Mostly I find them at garage sales and flea markets, but people have started giving them to me. However, the rule is, I can’t know anyone in the pictures or be connected to them in any way. Everyone needs a hobby.        

Ren Faire Portraits

Ren Faire Portraits

I took these in 2009, but they needed to see the light of day again. Enjoy!