Hooters

Hooters

What were you expecting? Tamar: Boobs. Camille: Chest cones. T: She means boobs. Were you disappointed? C: No, but so many people who find this post via a search engine will be. There were breasts there. There usually are in every restaurant, but I was expecting a place dedicated to the consumption of hot babes and […]

TGI Friday’s

TGI Friday’s

How did you prepare for TGI Friday’s? Camille: The Yelp reviews were particularly dramatic, implying that something nefarious was happening at this TGI Friday’s. They suggested that the servers were part of a plot to humiliate and shame customers, and that there’s a singles scene at the bar where older men prey on young, virtuous women. […]

The Outback

The Outback

How did you prepare for the Outback? Camille: Sunscreen. Lots and lots of sunscreen. I also dressed in all denim, which is normally called a Canadian tuxedo, but I think we can make an exception and call it an Outback Tux. Tamar Stevens: I brought rope. C: I also researched the journey, reading Zagat and […]

Red Lobster

Red Lobster

What were you expecting? Camille Campbell: I was expecting the holy grail of chain restaurants. As someone said on Yelp, “The Red Lobster is The Olive Garden of seafood restaurants.” My whole life I’ve wanted to go to Red Lobster–again, the power of advertising. From talking to the already inducted, the biscuits are like a drug. […]

The Olive Garden

The Olive Garden

Why did you want to go to the Olive Garden? Camille: Basically the advertising got to me. The way the food bounces up and down in that frying pan, it just looks so fresh, alive even. Also, my parents detest the place, so I thought it must be worth checking out. Ok, and also, I’m […]