Farewell, My Colleagues

Farewell, My Colleagues

Dearest Beloved Colleagues, It is with a heavy heart that I announce that I have accepted a job at a much better company and will now be earning twice as much as you. It has been a privilege to work here and with all of you, but I have grown too big for this small pond, and […]

Stalker Bitmoji

Stalker Bitmoji

Bitmoji text messages gone awry.

The Worst of the Fashion Bloggers Part II

The Worst of the Fashion Bloggers Part II

I should probably be supportive of these young, amateur fashion bloggers from lookbook, “the #1 source for fashion inspiration from real people around the world.” They have boldly put themselves out there in an uncaring world, daring to display their bodies and experiment with the nebulous art form known as fashion, but there’s something about taking yourself this seriously […]

Awkward Skype Therapy

Awkward Skype Therapy

Inside a Skype therapy session starring yours truly as both patient and therapist. The therapeutic implications of this video astound me.

Dear Family

Dear Family

Here’s how to put your two weeks notice in with your family. Based on the Excellent Notion blog post, “Resignation.”

A Handsfree Breakup

A Handsfree Breakup

A breakup from Siri’s POV.