10 Photos to Avoid Should I Go Missing

In the event of my tragic disappearance, due to a natural disaster, serial killer or mental breakdown, you may be overwhelmed with emotion and find yourself unable to pick the best pictures for the police and media to distribute. To assist in my own recovery and prevent my friends and family from yet again sharing heinous pictures of me on the internet – you are under strict instructions to not use the following ten pictures. These pictures obscure my best features and often show me in costume or doing something stupid. Please find the folder of approved pictures on my desktop and avoid the following. Here’s to my speedy recovery!

 

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