Something’s Off at Anthro
Someone at Anthropologie got tired of the girly aprons and scented candles and crossed over to the dark side. Is it a cry for help? At least the prices are on brand.
Red Beast Hat Stand, $514.95Is it a hat or scalp?
Stag Head, $1899.95 (was $3,800.00). For the serial killer look.
Woolen Finger Puppets, $239.95 (was $480). Given the other violent items, these look more and more like decapitated creatures, the playthings of some sick medieval psychopath.
Large Red Stripe Wonky Pot, $699.95 (was $1,400). I mean, really they should be commended. I’ve never been disturbed by a vase before.