The Best of SkyMall: Summer 2013
If you’re about to go on a summer trip, maybe you should stop reading now. After all, you probably want to make these discoveries in the air. But for everyone else, here it is:
The iGrow, programmed for both men and women. Did they have to show him using the computer? It makes it look like he’s one giant machine. Maybe that’s the idea? But I wanna see what this looks like out and about on the streets. Also, note the scientific illustration. The iGrow beams your hair follicles up.
This is such a dad purchase. Mom hates it and tries to hide it by throwing a decorative blanket over it. This fails, and they fight because after all it cost $8,000!
Also, I never ever want to meet Alanna from Cocoa Beach Florida. I don’t think I could handle meeting someone so close to the frontlines against foot odor.
God he’s beautiful. I wonder what he sees in the distance? He’s working it hard probably because no one’s buying that that’s a dog. If it is, it’s definitely not his dog, and what is this product? You just drag your pet behind you, looking extra beautiful? I like it.
“Don’t panic, babe. I have every important document we’ll need for the apocalypse or vacationing in Costa Rica! And it really shows off my trim waistline!” Actually this looks like the fashion of the future to me.