Snack cabinet restocked! By popular demand, we did not order @MilanoCookies this time. #watchthosewaistlines.
Copy room stapler jammed. If you are guilty, please fix it.
@JohnMayerson29 wins the Most Decorated Cubicle Contest for his “island vacation” desk. We know what you want for Christmas/Kwanzaa and/or Hannukah.
Kitchen microwave disgusting. Temp hired to clean it. #thankgod.
East side of the office reports freezing temperatures. West side says it’s too hot! Building claims entire floor is 72 degrees. #weirdphenomena.
Floorwarden training begins Friday March 28th in the lobby at 7:00 am. Your office is counting on you!
Susan Thompson in accounting was the source of the office flu epidemic. #gotcha!
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