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10 Photos to Avoid Should I Go Missing

10 Photos to Avoid Should I Go Missing

May 15, 2017

In the event of my tragic disappearance, due to a natural disaster, serial killer or mental breakdown, you may be overwhelmed with emotion and find yourself unable to pick the best pictures for the police and media to distribute. To assist in my own recovery and prevent my friends and family from yet again sharing […]

I Have Shaky Hands

I Have Shaky Hands

February 21, 2017

One of my biggest anxieties is that a stranger will ask me to take a photo of them. I wasn’t always afraid of this, that my hands would shake so much that I’d be unable to take a photograph and an entire family of German tourists would watch, puzzled as I shook their phone at […]

With This Ikea Trip I Thee Cohabitate

With This Ikea Trip I Thee Cohabitate

January 6, 2017

Sacred vows for couples who dare to enter Ikea.

 

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